Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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