Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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