I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who