I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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