I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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