Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.