People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.