I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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