your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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