high people should be assigned attendants
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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