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omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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