just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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