Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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