If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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