Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
