You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.