Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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