she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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