don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Houston, we have a blender
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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