I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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