belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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