D3 body, D1 cock
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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