This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Randomize
