I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
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Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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