Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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