I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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