Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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