Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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