did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
vagina is talking i cant
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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