Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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