Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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