He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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