Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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