ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I need to sanitize my soul.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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