He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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