the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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