So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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