we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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