Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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