i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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