We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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