The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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