I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.