you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now