Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.