Porn is love you can see.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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