I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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