Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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