My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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