So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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