On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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