Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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