it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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