i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex