I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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