Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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