im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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