with your own penis?
you win again, gameday.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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