The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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