it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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