just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
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**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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